Gallery

Rogues Gallery more like it.

Though please carry on.

Curiosity got you here.

Capture

And as the wise one once spoke – “Blessed are the curious, for they shall have adventures.”

Capture

You want profound? I give you profound! “Fiction is the microscope of truth.” My homage to BIG BANG THEORY (and science in general!)

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At the Academy they taught me how to wear over-sized sunglasses and say in a reassuring tone: “Writers! Have you met your word targets?”

 

Walter

Here I am at the book signing launch of my autobiography WALTER MITTY AND ME.  Crowds turned up about 30 minutes after I left.

wings

Another half step to my right would have been good.

hot revised

This is what hot sand will make you do!

Kung Fu Panda

On location for filming of KUNG FU PANDA 5.

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You have to admit I did try to warn you about the Rogues Gallery.

St George

Standing alongside a person who has more grey hairs then I is definitely no chance event. This guy ‘matters’ a whole lot to me.

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My Icon shot. Smiles I don’t do. Showing teeth I don’t do either. Black t-shirts with white writing on – I do.

 

EMU

Homerun

Home run me – and I don’t even play baseball!

Nam

No wonder those flashbacks to ‘Nam seem so real. Me, a long time ago.. obviously. (Still no teeth)

Sheriff 2

Attitude problem? Yeah but it’s just a little one! On the bright side, at least the fashion police approved my elements t-shirt.

ship

Ridiculous I know. Childish? In the extreme. Embarassing?  Hell yeah. But somebody had to welcome that ship ashore. This is the photo they tried to ban, or at least advise me not to show. Did I listen?

Claws

Teeth. Gnashing Teeth. Finally!

File

‘Give me the file on this guy. I wanna know who he is – what he does – where he grew up – who his associates are – habits – distinguishing marks –  history – how many ice-cubes he puts in his drinks – everything! What? Whaddaya mean I haven’t got that level of clearance?’

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#Hashtag#   The Money Shot   (PS. What’s a hashtag?)

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There was gonna be a further line underneath “Don’t mind” that read – “Will put up with” but that might have been underselling the whole idea just a tad much, agree?

Car

I’ll admit I’ve always subscribed somewhat to the idea a person’s car is a mark of their status in society. Think you’ll nod in agreement when I say the St. Patrick’s-day-green and silver two-tone positively scream ‘affluence’. As for the farmer’s hat? Just couldn’t help myself there either I’m afraid. May as well have worn a sign around my neck that day saying ‘corporate banker’.

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Three times the fun or triple the pain? Either way, despite the fact some folk have said they’re cute as a button, you probably didn’t need to see this shot again. Can we just label it ‘deliberate repetition for effect’ and split the diff?

vulcan sign

Time to admit I’ve never quite been able to pull off that Mr Spock finger sign thingy.

Peanuts

The tripod that keeps everything balanced and together. Bonus point if you can guess what’s in the jar behind (Hint: starts with the letter ‘P’ and they’re 100% edible).

 

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